Welcome, resilient warriors, to the ultimate elixir crafted to tackle the tumultuous journey that has been 2023. Surviving this year deserves more than a pat on the back – it deserves a celebration. Introducing our limited edition "2024 Survival Tea Sample Set" – your survival toolkit with a side of sass, featuring the Goddess Tea, Zen as F*ck, and Duct Tape Tea. Because let's face it, facing 2024 without a cup of courage in hand is just reckless.
 
1. Goddess Tea - Channel Your Inner Warrior: Brewed with the strength of a goddess, this blend of Raspberry Leaf, Marshmallow Root, and Nettle is more than just a tea; it's a potion to awaken the warrior within. Raspberry Leaf lends resilience, Marshmallow Root adds a touch of soothing magic, and Nettle brings the strength needed to navigate the twists and turns of life. Sip, embrace your inner goddess, and conquer the chaos.
 
2. Zen as F*ck - Serenity in a Cup: In the chaos of 2023, find your center with Zen as F*ck. This blend, featuring Chamomile, Plantain, and Marshmallow Root, is the zen master's secret weapon. Chamomile calms the storm, Plantain brings balance, and Marshmallow Root adds a dash of tranquility. Let the worries of the year melt away with every sip – serenity now, insanity never.
 
3. Duct Tape Tea - Fix Everything Brew: In the survival handbook, duct tape is the universal fixer. Enter Duct Tape Tea – the liquid duct tape for your soul. With Peppermint, Nettle, Gotu Kola, Horsetail, and Oatstraw, this blend is your go-to for patching up the day. Peppermint adds a kick, Nettle brings strength, Gotu Kola enhances clarity, Horsetail fortifies, and Oatstraw provides the endurance. Fix everything – from your mood to the challenges that come your way.
 
How to Brew: Surviving 2023 and preparing for 2024 is an art. Here's how to brew your 2023 Survivor Tea:
 
Boil water with the determination to face any challenge.
Put 1-2 TB of loose-leaf tea into your favorite diffuser. 
Pour hot water over the tea and let the magic steep for  5-10 minutes – just enough time to reflect on your triumphs and tribulations. 
Set an intention for 2024 and Enjoy!
 
Don't just survive; triumph over 2024 with our 2024 Survival Tea Sample Set. Each cup is crafted with humor, sarcasm, and a blend of carefully selected ingredients to fortify your spirit. Raise your cup, toast to your resilience, and stride into 2024 with the power of a warrior, the serenity of a zen master, and the fix-all magic of duct tape. Facing the unknown should always come with a side of sass!
 
Cheers!