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Welcome to Zen As F*CK Tea – the elixir for those who are too busy horsin' around to focus on self-care! 

 

Our organic, hand-blended concoction is a serious game-changer, carefully crafted with a dash of chamomile, a sprinkle of plantain, and a whole lotta marshmallow root. It's like a spa day for your soul, minus the awkward small talk with the massage therapist.

 

Equestrians, we get it – your life is a galloping whirlwind of stress, and self-care is often as rare as finding a unicorn in rush-hour traffic. That's where Zen As F*CK Tea comes trotting in, promising to be the chill pill your inner Zen master has been neighing for.

 

Picture this: You, surrounded by the soothing aroma of chamomile, sipping on a cup of tranquility.  Your horse is sound and bedded down in the fluffiest shavings after perfecting that flying change, and you are finally giving yourself the self-care you deserve.

Inhale, Exhale. 

It's like a warm hug for your stressed-out soul, minus the judgmental side-eye from your overly critical inner jockey.

 

Fellow equestrians, saddle up and treat yourself to Zen As F*CK Tea – because life is too short to be stressed and too long to ignore your well-being.

Brew a cup, take a breath, and let the zen begin.

Zen As F*ck Tea

$9.00Price
Excluding Sales Tax
  • Organic Chamomile, Organic Plantain, Organic Marshallow Root

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